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[Šlepi]

Management Lesson Number Three:

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.

Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

[Malina]

Žalostno, toda resnično.

[Šlepi]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
~ Anonymous.

[Malina]

Zvito.

[Šlepi]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
~ Miles Kington

[Šlepi]

[Račka]

Huh, tale je pa globoka... ga ne poznam, ki bi mu to ratalo.

[Šlepi]

Zato, ker ga ne opaziš, ker takrat ne reče nič

[Račka]

Ne bo šlo... od vseh, ki jih poznam, bi edino ne opazila ta čudež zato, ker bi me fršlok od začudenja.

[Slavica]

Račka

[Šlepi]

Ne bo šlo... od vseh, ki jih poznam, bi edino ne opazila ta čudež zato, ker bi me fršlok od začudenja.

Maybe you should look for a wise woman!

[Malina]

Naš ata pravijo: Ni umetnost izreči pravi čas pravo besedo. Umetnost je biti pravi čas tiho.

O, kako resnično...

[Račka]

Takih umetnikov pa tud še nisem srečala. Umetnic pa še manj!
Kdo pozna kakega takega? Ali njo...

[Šlepi]

Meni se zdi, da se ti v čisto napačnih krogih giblješ

[Račka]

S tem se pa strinjam. Je bil kar kakšen krog sfalen.
Ampak...

[Šlepi]

Sej res. To pojasni tvoje izkušnje in manjko čudenja

Back to the topic:

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. (Jack Handy)

[Račka]

Sej res. To pojasni tvoje izkušnje in manjko čudenja

In čemu se ti režiš?? Ker jst se mam tud čemu...

[Šlepi]

Kako to misliš čemu? Istemu štosu kot ti!

[Malina]

A pjov, da se se jaz mal valam?

[Račka]

Šlepi, ena zate... of kors.

[Šlepi]

Oh, i know, i know....



Zato mam po novem svoje ljudstvo samo v parih prešteto, da se ne bi slučajno mešali z one of four people

[Šlepi]

Sometimes you face difficulties not because you’re doing something wrong, but because you’re doing something right. – Joel Osteen

Read more at http://www.themindfulword.org/2013/conf ... s4JuzfH.99

[Šlepi]

[Slavica]

(če ne gre, pa s kolom )

[Račka]

[ShebaPuhi]

pa še kako bo tole držalo

[Šlepi]

[Šlepi]

I have courage, I have class. I have an attractive which can backs up my ass. = What I encourage myself with every morning
~ Gehenna Toss

[Slavica]

[Šlepi]